Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition)
I want to edit the Neville Longbottom article on wiki from “Neville Longbottom is a round-faced Gryffindor student in Harry’s year.” to “Neville Longbottom is a round-faced BAMF in Harry’s year,” and then cite the page where he chops off Nagini’s head. —
my friend Ben (via scout)
This is the best idea I have heard all day.
(via 52books)
BOOKNAPS -
“A booknap is not simply reading and then sleeping in sequential order. If you set your book or magazine aside, rolled over and slept you have not booknapped. The experience should be seamless. One moment you are reading sleepily, the next you wake up with messy hair and a strange taste in your mouth.”
I restore myself when I’m alone. —
Marilyn Monroe

i have this desire to walk into the bookstore, wave my wrist and say, i’ll take one of everything.Story of my life.